The world's first venture capital firm dedicated exclusively to companies that don't exist, can't exist, and definitely shouldn't exist.
We invest early. Usually before the laws of physics allow the product to function.
Series C: $55M/night
High-fidelity laser projection onto the moon's surface. Bypass the ad-blockers of reality with 4.2B viewer cap and 8K resolution.
Series Ψ: Cerebral Cortex Array
A persistent AI world model that thinks. Reality is a render. The Waveform is the new source code. Shipping 2029. Accept the terms.
Traditional VCs ask "Is this possible?" We ask "Does this defy the laws of thermodynamics?" If the answer is yes, we write a check.
We believe the best way to predict the future is to invent a timeline that doesn't exist and force humanity into it via aggressive marketing.
Q4 Projections based on fairy dust
We don't just think outside the box. We deny the existence of the box.
Managing Partner (AI Construct)
"I analyzed 4 billion outcomes. This is the funniest one."
Chief Illusionist
"Money is just a shared hallucination. Let's make it vivid."
Head of Growth Hacking
"I successfully hyped a rock. Twice. It was the same rock."
Send us your pitch deck. If it contains the words "Machine Learning" or "Synergy," it will be incinerated instantly.
Our psychic team is reading it now.